Monday, April 2, 2007

Mp3 Ring Circus

Step right Up, hurry hurry huryy! welcome to the most MP3ish Circus this side of the Mississippi caran!

Sunday, April 1, 2007

Turn You On

Halo Knows - guitar,vocals
Jer Laos - beats and production
Adam Phillips - animation,video creation

Halo Halo Halo Halo Halo Halo
Halo Halo Halo Halo Halo Halo\
Halo Halo Halo Halo Halo Halo Halo

Smash it like Voltron

It was late 1993 or early 1994 but either way Romp One set the standard before the War!
One Finger Strength is:
Romp One a.k.a Distorted Pimp - spitin shatner
Jer Laos s.k.a. Chicken Bone - lead guitar
Matt Alamano a.k.a the Vodoo Child -Drums
Brooke Wild a.k.a Flux - Bass

Phoenix (the bird's eye view)


A tribute to Kurt Cobain,...Happy Birthday!!!
No Self Control
"Phoenix when i write to you, cut love out veins view, Black started to hate me too,
and i search for you everywhere, you touched white light, and it came at midnight, now i'm walking thru the mirror's,give me my gift, the gift life,said the screams would calm them down,sing them all unconcious now,tears of blood from the love they shared,AND THE SCREAMS WILL MAKE HIM CLEAN, AIN'T NOTHIN'AS THE LOYALITY, YOU TOOK THEW BAG, AND THEN HE STARTS TO LEAVE, and he said he was going back to burn down SEATLE!"
Halo Knows-guitar,vocals
M A Double T-drums
Tony Vici-Turntables

Think What You Think




NO SELF CONTROL

Halo - on all instruments
Jer Lao-produced
video by Low Five

"i want to touch myself, i wana see inside of you!"
"the reasons why i take these pills is to be just like you!"

DASHBOARD CONFESSIONS


dashboard confessions
this isn't the best of the trubador's it's not the birth of the true, but for more than a year in fact, i've listened to you, so listen to me for once, and twice we will skip, the rest of the story, or the parts that won't fit!

Wrist Rocket


Wrist Rocket
I lay it down when it comes to raps, i got snap just like a mouse trap, like a sting in the face from a chick that would slap, and i GPS like a Rand McNally Map

Meanest Futher Mucker



Meanest Futher Mucker

i don't want to fight so listen you know you ain't right so give in, also don't forget to say you're sorry for being mean, cause a good guy like me is one to a team and the scariest part of love isn't as wicked as it seems!



pics

Who's Elliot Smith?


whos elliot smith?
wake up baby, on the wrong side of my bed craZy i'm so laZy, i don't do much, you know how they talk alot, and i can't stand being out in the public, especially with what they say was my friend, why do you know what you want? and how come it seems i'm in a dream? when are we going to understand? that being apart is as easy as coming apart at the seems!

Never Gonna Let You Know Ho!


never gonna let you know?
Hey Big Daddy, it's already "over hand" and "over come" 427 full blown hemi, and i'm feeling just like a Hobo Bum, i wanna hold you, i wanna feel the grip of, all of this bits and pieces of this crumbling relationship!
You're a $2 dollar scratch off, a pint of Popov, i want your top off, come on girl you know i flow, never gonna let you know ho, never gonna let you know?

Jesus was a Black Man


JESUS WAS A BLACK MAN

i be listening to the telephone ringing and still be bringing you, the telepathetic breakdown both saturday and sunday too, controversy speechless travels topsy turvy micky mantle, don't it make you're brown eyes blue!

Ten Four Good Buddy




Ten Four Good Buddy
what you want with the pedal to the metal did you ever decide when to stark, the checkered flag hit the rock bottom down at betty ford's you thought that they said smoke a fag? The gayest part of when we were back in 1980 remember when we didn't even do this, was spin on our butt and land on our head and look like we had done something but really that's how the Flashdance killed our mind!

Pussy Lover's Guide to Massage


Pussy Lover's Guide to Massage

Sex Tantra and Kundalini, the art of kama sutra, never have i seen this much pussy in one video at once, it get's to where you feel like a gynochologist or vetrinarian with all this pussy?

Disco Dwayne's Dance


disco dwayne
i'm downtowne popping wheelies i'm found, like a BeeGee bumble bee all up in the hive, like a loop dog jedi 50's hand jive, or the goofball Sha Na Na a papa moo how now just a long neck goose, down the trial to tribute, the b-boy blows the bugle never blows the flute!

Jacking Off to Porn


Adam udder's all Nasty words! so Viewer Discretion Advised
Jacking off to Porn
(in the main vein of)
(riders on the storm)
(not for the political anal with no sense of humor)
that statement is meant in the best way possibe!


See-N-Saw



See-N-Saw
What worried Dr james Monroe the most was that this device was being shared with local scientists
worldwide, but being represented as a breakthrough? James had seen a proto type ten years prior at Stanley Vanagon's. Stanley was your average super hyped up disco cb radio tweak and phone freak, and scientist as a hobby, science in the form of multi media, car stereo's, tweeter's, cross overs preamps..stan was a master at boosting almost any digital device, and the "Caught Your Thought" that Stanley had was now being called "Full Presence" Stan was in no way scholastically skilled in any subject,..he was more a bumbling boomer, stumbling thru electronics like walking into a room with no lights and looking for the lighter! It had been well over six years since Stan's Disappearance, and James and one other were the only known people to witness Stanley's device, and would validify that it did work. My Dr. in Paranormality's gave me jurisdiction for deeming this invention as 'factor" or Theorite" I voted 'Factor" The Caught Your Thought" did just what it says it did,...it could Read what was on your mind, using a combination of parabolic condensor microphones and high definition parabolic and lo fi microscope telephoto lenses for video rendering! I was fully amazed with his invention, and frankly i felt no threat in it either, Stanley wasn't the sorda guy that had any kind of un-natural applications involved, stan was a very private person himself, and he had not invented this device for intrusioning or inteligance, he was thinking of the mute, the deaf, those suffering coma's! His invention was not for sale, nor would have been, but yet the "Full Presence" was using exact same applications, and Stanley's was patented....that was something Stanley was most Die-Hard at doing was pateting his inventions, he was anal with thit he would change say one crystal impedence rate on an invention and then re-patent that as a seperte invention, he'd in a way corner the market of anything he was currently workng on,...James was begining to think that this had something to do with Stanley's Dissapearance?

Dual Rule


dual rule
your computer is 200 times more dirtier than your toilet seat when it comes to bacteria...True?
no False it's 400 times more dirty

Dis-information


dis-informationYou have the Right to become Famous, anything and everything you do will be public information,
if you can't get a Paparazi, the courts will grant you a Public Paparatzi Pretender(PPP), you cannot represent yourself as an individual, contact with General Public is prohibited, you will not be at liberty to discuss with any individual,the Plan In Progress, Dr. James Monroe or anything pertaining to the Paranormal Poets. All advertising and public relations will be handled by the Federal Hollywood Associations (FHA), if any contract breach or modification of any set rule is broken, (so named)Entertainer (or plural)* will be abducted and held captive until duration of contract finalization or in the event of termination, then only will you be releashed from our custody. i.e. if your show becomes a flop!

SPEED DEMON FREEWAY


Speed Demon Freeway
its not hard you know its not hard its not hard
its not hard you know its not hard its not hard
take a walk down speed demon freeway
get a steak for the wait you take
or bake the sake its not the sake
its not hard to make a mistake
its not hard to fake
its not hard you know its not
not hard its not so hard
you know its not hard its not
hard

This song is dedicated Daniel Johnston a Musical Genius!!

Long Daddy



LONG DADDY
and i'm still seeing stars and milk it does a body good but not for me and never could so stand up for the civil arrest and fight the men in hoods for the secrets they exchange are only shared in brotherhoods no common denominator for the prey and aligator money now backed by foreighn labor on the moon i hear there is a crator like a foxhole station hiding Bin Lauden Vader or Eddie Vedder i can't really remember


TIME TRAVELS POSSIBLE


time travel
was time travel possible? you know it's for real for instance light camera flicker stuck to emultion paper, and as ghosts fly by and after i die, will i materialize?


GO LONG


GO LONG
I'm no fool but I bring it like a clown see the world needs more of me...I'm like a MP3 ring circus yo, I'm drooling when I spit my rhymes that never flow but go off like a trapese act when I almost fall is when the crowd reacts. I report the news in verse unrehearsed and put my rubber shoes on last, red nose first. The bulls they run to me but that's my style see I juggle hip notes high and then I let em be . Strolling like a bozo being born with the honk of my horn when you hear it honk it's too late the clowns been to your town,files zipped, sights stripped and pages torn.

Keepa Falling in Love





Keepa Keepa Falling in Love
Like a Train goin' down the line, or like a kitty cat purring, all the horns blowing in the summer time, nobody knows but me, and that's all right, and i know it's wrong when i think that i got it goin on but i don't that's the way we're gonna float that boat!

NANO ROBOTS IN FULL EFFECT


Nano Robots in Full Effect

Soon as the sun comes up tommorrow the dream of nano-technology will become reality! The sum of such a future where nano robots build solid mass structure will be the equation astro physicists have been waiting for, on that day building in space will become almost effortless and instantaneous!

a super dope girl



a super dope girl

This is a song about a super dope girl, with only one copy of her in this whole world and i hope, that she knows that, the more i sit around her i get fat, 23 like that, she's stubborn as shit, you have to force feed her, her bodies in demand but i think her minds clever, and i'm so fucking glad i meet her, i know her address send her letters!

COMING AROUND

coming around
If you are able to read along with video you will be reading a story of some dreams i had a couple of years back, and how those dreams led me to walking the local canal that stretched behind my house, i found out that summer that i was indeed a Paranormal Paramedic!

Ernie Abilla


ernie abilla
Ernie was suspended on several occasions for wearing a kilt and preacher outfit, and when he came to school with bright red hair, Dean Smiley sent him to Remedial School! The year was 1983

ERNIE ABILLA


Meth Capitol of the World

There was bread in the truck and crimson and clover, 30 fingers nailed, who talks about $? there are worn out tapes and screwed on peace signs that hang on really lonely if everyone is screaming to put trust in their tanks to get on with some dreaming. See five hearts beated where 3 minds were seated....Are my Dr. Seuss thought patterns too long to keep when my head was the sponge if the metaphores sucked then all that I wanted was to not give a fuck...things can make too much sense if you're looking too hard because the thoughts that just count were the names on the postcards from far away places that I've never been....If I finally get there am I the head on the pen? OR the hair on the dog or a face in the crowd see so I aim to please was I walking too loud? Two step out of place or getting lost again found the ink to link the letters forming cymbols from my ink pen. Until now my minds ears stuck in how...here is now....With my jibberish to mummble and some energy to jumble seek the tiniest of tiny things...appologized outside mine lies so looking inside cries and sings...honk a horn! Flip a bird! cuts in half like a beam...you see that? Monkies always.....Look when the cats asleep. My shoes were untied to trip on things. I like the stupid lingo that Ringo sings. There are plastic suits in outerspace. And Rusty bed springs can cut your face. There is a Spamish Payaso. The dishwasher at work begs me and asks while stacking plates is a tedious task. Now there's diposable cameras and landfills of bills if you run off the road with your car at the wheel with alot on your mind then your coffee could spill. Get back Jack......Come on Jill...you've gotta look and feel to see what is real

meth capitol of the world

Diary on the Shelf


I read all the Blogs and Like the sugar smack frog I dug it what's his name oh dig em'...Hey I got their green screen for act one and my hubbles centered like my bubble in the middle Level headed for the dreams that have just begun I said it not north or south don't you forget it... but like a potion in the mouth I am tasters choice and bitter and sweet runs through my voice. I put my capers with the shrimp and garlic see when my flavors 21 a cross in the Fresno Bee, If you really wanna talk about the news G...Cuz I'm hittin hard like mohamid Ali and that be from 73 and while they take stabs oh so viciously I'm cutting down stacks like a chrismas tree. Push up the dials where the Hip Notes Max I'm like the Q-Tip cleaning out your earwax!
Diary on the Shelf

Dr. James Monroe's latest contraption!


Cereno D style behind me while I hit the vocals being prompted to coax the hoax. Never one hit spit bits, practiced to make fit....the high hip note why I try tastier mix gets soaked up like bread in the gravy, filed and styled on warp speed from vinyl in the sun no pops but spun wavy re-ran to span the test of time guessed the rhyme hear in the now present I do while Evola brought not bought in the store a track to you while in his head the shedmore makes one for fun next to the bed is spit and said too a duper boys yoo hoo and Jungle drum dum dum sucker dime a dozen reason is the true so always bring it back a borrowed track we'll give it back to you, so chew on that fat rat a tat tat like a cat chases mouse so dog chases cat
THE LOW FIVES
Dr. James Monroe's latest contraption!

Clowning Around with Pizza


Clowning Around with Pizza
They're saying look out cuz here I go when the mic checks on but I've already came and went and am long gone. So there I go you may see a slight trail of fools in my dust but oh-well..they were warned about having bad breath on the get, talking sugary smacks over the beats of a CB700 drum kit. I back masking taped their mouths shut and changed their diapers and then powdered their butts. Tickle Tickle goo goo posing for the camera look at the birdy say cheese please I'm for the healing and dealing with that disease...How can you stay on point to my beat when your on Maury Povich front row third seat.
THE LOW FIVES


Number Two


Number Two
ploppy plop splitter splat kerplunk dunk dweep doop fump
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Ear Waxing for Don's Rods and Cones


Ear Waxing for Don's Rods and Cones
my account was deleted and treated me now to a waste of time crime for all my paces were traces of the aces up the sleeves of the faces in the spaces were my eyes did not dot and my tees did not fit but I guess that what I get for shopping at the salvation army intelligence since I knew this and they that, well let us just say gifts I have aren't current see thus far ideologically represent me and the boardgames shoots and ladders but I've been sliding down just for fun because the edge of the BORED are starting to play out faster each day with really steep pricing hardly anyone can afford. Perhaps later than sooner the silver spooner and duner can get technically trecky with the D and D while I'm being saved by the bell they can just screech all the way to jail with a munsters lunch pail

POPCORN


Hipnotehighs is at it again, this time he's gone Jiffy with It!

POPCORN

Do We Breathe the Same Air?


Sometimes I don't know if we breathe the same air?


Grandma Dotty


Alzhiemer's is a disease that attacks the brain! There is only one cure for this condition, and that is Unconditional LOVE!

guest guitarist Uncle Joshie
and Adam Evola Wonder on vocals

Rock-n-Roll Living

Rock-n-Roll Living (the real deal dough)
Hate snitches and bossy bitches, stoke my bone, undercover bugs in my telephone, fleas on leash, i'm well known by the Rock-n-Roll Police!

Two in the Cockpit


two in the cockpit
The day i was making this Video Card, our beloved James Brown passed away, so i dedicated the last minute of this to him, the Godfather of Soul is now free as can be!

GOOBLE GOOBLE



By the time you figure out what your myspace was for, i'll peep your profile and come in the back door, stop sending me friend requests little girl, can't you see i'm old enough to be your Dad, i'm in a whirl so twirl like Rapper's Delight, Rap battles are all gay aight! there's no where to go when your stuck in a cage, BEEP! Nora Ida Ocean turn the page! PEOPLE every where you know they "GOOBLE GOOBLE!"

You're Clumsy




YOU're CLUMSY
sometime's you must admit you're clumsy, one time i even saw you lose your name, do songs come out of nowhere? with fingers pointing you're to blaim! or did you catch his spirit falling fast or is he free at last? He digs the smell of Nag Champa, he's at the studio painting he's an artist, he knows his game as far as he can see he is free but he can't beat himself to where he needs to be!

I SPIT SHATNER




i hope i don't get sued, that's right now i'm in the mood, I SPIT SHATNER!
my rap songs average mostly four minutes, mostly don't you know Uncle Fester showed me, with electronic sounds of bombs going off in the background, you can hear me talk when i rap, and that it seems comes hard to most, I ain't afraid of no Ghost!

live long and prosper

The Late Great Planet Handshake




THE LATE GREAT PLANET HANDSHAKE

this is a Home Land Security Update on the Secret Windows Media Player Police and the Undercover Google Search Agents, there is no longer a fear of Thought Police, the problem has become much more severe!

adam evola wonder

DIRTY FINGER NAILS

dirty finger nails



Slept in the Van on a pile of dirty clothes, dirty finger nails more talk about money!
i'd go as far as to say that battling myself at any kind of freestyle would be a mistake, sorda like playing tic tac toe with a super smart chicken!

adam evola wonder
shedmore production

could you sorda kinda?



could you sorda kinda



Pug Mug
kurt tindle-bass
david jennings-lead guitar
willy greer-drums
adam evola wonder-guitar,vocals

written by evola
video created at One Nail Studio

everything is over now it's done

everything is over



Simplicity is under rated, and on that note so is this Video Card of mine, it seems to get very little attention on Google Video and Youtube, but that gives me confidence, because many a novel is lost in the library, it just takes someone fond of creativity to find and be entertained once and again over!

song is by: Hipnotehighs
video by ME

Hip Hop School of Paranormal Poets consist of the following:
Hipnotehighs
Adam Evola Wonder (me)
Low Five
Rapolean Dyno-Mac
Jer Laos
Rue Oner
MC Murlin
and the Secret Society of Dr. James Monroe

I WAS BORN HYE


this is turning out to be one of my favorite Video Cards! i wonder if it is normal for an artist to be consumed by one of his own creations, i'm so thankful to God whom helps me out on many occasion while finalizing production of my Video Cards, for instance near the end of this Video Card the words i'm singing are "great balls of fire" and right that moment the Rocket ship blows up in mid air! No, i did not sync this nor plan, and therefore the Paranormalness is just mindbottling! lol
this Video Card is called
"I WAS BORN HYE"
forgot to feed me



this is a taste of my animation abilities, i plan on bloggin' much more possibly manana?
if wondering? i am the guy behind the guitar,the recording,the production,and the whole kitandkabootle!

Blue Jean Girl

i'm just recently out of a lopsided relationship, i'm rarely one to break up with a chick, and well i was dumped again? lol Atleast she didn't cheat on me! She just changed up, and flipped script! and this is what brought along the next Video Card.....

"Blue Jean Girl"